$50,000 IN NEW REVENUE IN 45-60 DAYS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK. PLUS $500 FOR WASTING YOUR TIME.

Hey,

If you'd like your phone to ring with people who are already looking for what you sell…

Then this is going to be the most useful thing you read this week.

Here's why:

Let's face it. You'd have to be half asleep for the offer up top not to get your attention…

And your inner skeptic going “okay, what's the catch?”

I mean what owner, in their right mind, wouldn't question an agency putting a number like that in writing?

I would. I've been on your side of the table for ten years.

So let me show you the receipts before I ask you for anything.

*grabs coffee*

For starters, we built a tool called Snitch that finds the people in your area who are actively searching for what you sell, before they ever fill out a form…

(that's just one of the things that makes this possible) and we've used it in over…

30 DIFFERENT NICHES ACROSS 20 STATES

And we've used the same system to…

• Take an auto repair shop from about $20,000 a month to $100,000 a month. And hold it there for three years.
• Take a father and son roofing company from 2 roofs a month to 8. At a $15,000 average ticket, that's about $1.4 million a year in roofs.
• Grow a plumbing company from about $60,000 a year to $250,000 a year, to the point where they had to expand to keep up. Four years and counting.
• Turn a freight broker's 1-2 leads a week into 5-6 leads a day. One of those leads became a $1.2 million contract.
• Get a logistics consultant 49 leads in 30 days at $17.70 a lead, from Facebook ads.
• Build the website, the social media and the Google ads for a seafood company, so the owner could go back to running the business instead of chasing it.

And so on. Listen, we could fill this page with stories like that…

Because we've run this system for over 40 businesses.

Roofers, plumbers, auto shops, med spas, freight brokers. Businesses with a phone that needs to ring.

In other words, this is the most reliable way we've ever seen for…

GETTING AS MANY JOBS AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY HANDLE

★★★★★ 5-star rated on Google and Facebook

And now, we're making an offer that's hard for any sane owner to say no to. Try it with the risk on us.

First, we find the people in your area who are already looking for what you sell, and we build the ads, the page and the follow-up to get them to call you.

Second, if you don't see $50,000 in new revenue in 45-60 days, you get your money back.

Third, we send you a $500 check for wasting your time.

What this means is simple.

If we miss (hasn't happened yet), you're not out a dime. You're up $500.

That means:

• No paying for promises.
• No paying for effort.
• No paying for “impressions” and “engagement”.
• No paying for “we just need a couple more weeks”.
• No paying for a report nobody reads. Had to check I still have your attention.

And guess what else?

If we do hit it (very likely), you still won't feel it…

Because every dollar you pay us comes out of the new jobs you wouldn't have had without us.

Why would we make an offer like this?

Well, it's very simple…

If you're like most owners, you've tried just about everything to grow your business.

Some of it worked. Most of it didn't.

And by now you've probably been lied to, ghosted, nickel-and-dimed, and flat out…

RIPPED OFF BY A MARKETING GUY WHO NEVER PICKED UP THE PHONE AGAIN!

Who sold you the world and, at best, delivered a logo.

You know the type…

Sends you a pretty report every month talking about “impressions” and “reach” while your phone sits there doing nothing…

(Makes my blood boil just thinking about it)

Because in a world of gurus coaching gurus, most marketing agencies are selling you the same spaghetti and hoping it sticks to your wall.

So rather than spend our time trying to convince you we're different…

We decided to put our own money on the line to SHOW you we're different.

Because, in my opinion, nobody wastes more of a small business owner's money than a marketing agency. Period.

(Except maybe the guy who sold you the lead list)

Anyhoo, whether it was an agency, your nephew, a “consultant” or some guy in a Facebook group that promised you results…

When it was all said and done, you got more excuses than jobs.

We have a saying: “most marketing is 80% confusion and 20% commission.” It's sad, but it's mostly true.

And most owners approach growing their business like…

WALKING ACROSS A LIVE MINEFIELD BLINDFOLDED!

So how are we different from the armchair “experts” who talk a good game but never make your phone ring?

Well, first, we're the only agency we know of that's confident (or crazy) enough to put $50,000 in writing and pay you $500 if we miss.

Second, this isn't our first rodeo…

Brandon spent ten years helping local businesses get more jobs before starting Dead River out of El Paso.

Ten years of watching good businesses pay for clicks while the phone went to voicemail.

That's the problem Dead River was built to fix.

And we're a Google and Meta partner, which means we run the ads the way the platforms want them run, not the way some course taught us.

Look, the system is proven…

Over 5,000 jobs booked, over 40 businesses, 30 niches, 20 states, and over $7 million in client revenue we can point to.

We've got this stuff down to a process.

Find the people looking. Get them to call. Pick up in 5 minutes. Repeat.

But don't take our word for it.

*Wink*

Let's get into the proof…

PROOF!

$20K → $100Ka month, held for three years

2 → 8roofs a month, about $1.4M a year

$60K → $250Ka year, four years and counting

$1.2Mcontract from one lead

Revenue Generated

$7M+

Over $7 million in client revenue we can point to, and counting.

Jobs Booked

5,000+

Over 5,000 jobs booked for our clients.

Battle Tested

30

30 different niches across 20 states.

Businesses

40+

Over 40 businesses under the Dead River name.

It's stories like these that (almost) make my eyes sweat.

Okay, enough of that…

PARTNERS

Google Partner · Meta Business Partner

Let me answer the question that's burning a hole in your head…

HOW THE HELL CAN WE GUARANTEE RESULTS?

It's very simple.

We can guarantee results because we don't start with the ad. We start with the people.

You see, most agencies are good at the “technical stuff,” but they're showing your ads to everybody and hoping the right person is in there somewhere.

Everything we do at Dead River starts with one question: who, in your area, is looking for this right now?

Snitch answers it. 280 million U.S. consumer profiles, 60 billion behaviors a week, updated every day.

(Can you hear that? That's the sound of your competitor's ad budget going to the wrong people.)

But come closer, listen…

Knowing who's looking is half of it. The other half is speed.

A lead that gets a call back in 5 minutes books. A lead that gets a call back tomorrow already hired the other guy.

So we build the follow-up, the texts and the emails, and we make sure somebody is picking up. That combination is why we can put $50,000 in writing.

And if it doesn't work, we insist you don't pay us a dime.

But listen, let me level with you for a moment…

Getting predictable results online is never the result of…

‘MAGIC PIXIE DUST’ SPRINKLED ON ‘CROSSED FINGERS’ WITH A DASH OF ‘HOPE FOR THE BEST’

It's not about that. It's about having a reliable system for getting jobs.

And our system has a whole toolbox most agencies don't even know exists.

For example…

• We know who in your area is searching for what you sell before they ever call anybody. (Think about that. Your ad shows up for the guy whose water heater just died, not for everybody within 20 miles.)
• We know how to write Facebook and Google ads that sound like you, not like an agency, so the right person stops scrolling and actually calls.
• We know how to build a landing page that does one job: get the phone to ring. No menus, no “about us,” no 14 things to click.
• We know the biggest mistake local businesses make with Google ads (paying for clicks from people three cities over who were never going to call) and how to shut it off.
• We know how to find the people who looked you up and didn't call, and get back in front of them on YouTube, Facebook and Google until they do.

But that isn't all. We also know how to…

We've run this in some of the most competitive local markets there are, against the guys with the big trucks and the billboards.

• We know what a lead is worth to you, and what your average ticket is, before we spend a dollar. (That's the first thing we go over on the call, not the price.)
• We've built a reliable way to get the right people calling you, when they're ready to buy, so you're not wasting your afternoon on price shoppers.
• We know how to follow up by text and email in the first 5 minutes, so the lead you paid for doesn't go cold while you're on a roof.
• We know how to set up the CRM so you can see every lead, every call and every job in one place. No more “I think we got a few calls last week.”
• We know how to get the ads shown to the people who are actually looking, instead of everybody, so the same budget brings in more calls.
• We know how to… you get the idea. The point is, after over 40 businesses, 30 niches, and over $7 million in client revenue…

We truly believe that…

HERE'S SOME GOSSIP... EXCEPT IT'S REAL

“They did all of our social media management, set up our website, and optimized everything. We get 5-6 calls and multiple emails a day for shipments!”

Does this offer get your attention? Want to put us to the test?

HOLD ON THERE, TIGER… NOT SO FAST.

Gotta back up a little first.

Because this is not for everybody.

There are three things that have to be true before you should even think about applying:

1. You must already be up and running, with real customers and real revenue, and able to keep your ad spend funded without lowering it. This isn't for brand new businesses or people still deciding what to sell. (If that's you, grab the free book, Marketing is F*cking Easy, and come back when you're ready.)
2. You must be willing to let us build the ads and the page the way we know works. Listen, since our money is on the line… frankly, we don't care what your business partner, your spouse, or your cousin who “does marketing” thinks about the ad. Other than checking it for anything legally or factually wrong, we keep creative control. Because if the ad isn't ours, we can't guarantee it.
3. You must not be selling anything shady, illegal, dangerous, or multi-level marketing. That's it.

Does this interest you? Do you meet the three above? If so, go here and book a 30-minute strategy session with us to see if we'd be a good fit.

P.S. Oh, well, hello there… need some more convincing huh?

Okay, listen. You could keep working your tail off, round the clock, dealing with all the stress and the uncertainty… constantly worrying about where the next job is coming from…

Pulling your hair out over agencies that don't call back, rising ad costs, a guy who didn't show up, and an income that's feast one month and famine the next.

Or you could click the button below, book a call, and find out how to get more jobs on the board in the next 60 days. With the risk on us.

But a word of warning: when you pray for rain, you have to deal with the mud. So you better have the crew to handle the jobs when they come in.

No “can we pause the ads for a week.” Time to put your grown-up pants on and scale.

Talk soon.

Brandon

The TL;DR Version:

We find the people in your area already looking for what you sell and get them to call you. $50,000 in new revenue in 45-60 days or your money back, plus $500 for wasting your time. Book the call and we'll figure out in 30 minutes if it's a fit.