PAY WHEN YOU MAKE MONEY
$100K GUARANTEE
$100,000 in 90 days, or you don't pay us.
Get The Guarantee 5-star rated on Google and FacebookHowdy.
It looks like you like reading. Or you're checking us out before you call. Either way, good.
We have no idea how you got here. Maybe you saw one of our ads. Maybe a friend told you about us. If so, buy them a coffee.
Anyhow. You're here because your business isn't where you want it to be, or it's doing fine and you want more. Not to hear about us. So here's the short version.
THE SHORT VERSION
I'm Brandon. I spent ten years helping local businesses get more customers before I started Dead River out of El Paso, Texas, a year ago.
Ten years of watching good businesses pay for clicks while the phone went to voicemail. Spaghetti at the wall. A little of this, a little of that, and an agency sending a pretty report every month while nothing changed.
That's the problem Dead River was built to fix.
Here's the stats:
- Over $7 million in client revenue we can point to.
- Over 5,000 jobs booked for our clients.
- Over 40 businesses, in 30 niches, across 20 states.
- Google Partner. Meta Business Partner.
- 5-star rated on Google and Facebook.
The numbers don't lie. Go read the case studies and see for yourself.
TWO WAYS TO WORK WITH US.
PAY AS YOU GO
PAY PER APPOINTMENT
You only pay for booked appointments. $250 each.
Pay Per Appointment 5-star rated on Google and FacebookWHAT WE ACTUALLY DO
We're a marketing agency, but we're a little bit different, because we start with who's looking instead of with the ad.
CLIENT EXPERIENCE
WE BUILT A TOOL CALLED SNITCH
We built a tool called Snitch. It watches recent search activity across 280 million U.S. consumer profiles, updated every day, and tells us who in your market is looking for what you sell right now. Your ads, your emails, and your calls go to those people. Not to everybody.
AND WE PUT IT IN WRITING
Then we build the page, run the ads on Google and Facebook, call every lead within five minutes and book the appointment. You show up and close the job. We do the rest.
And we put it in writing. $100,000 in new revenue in 90 days, or you don't pay us.
WHAT WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN
We're not interested in "impressions." We're not interested in sitting around talking about how many views the video got. We're not interested in a report you have to squint at to find out whether the phone rang.
We want you to get customers. So you can take care of your people. So we look good and get more clients. So we can take care of ours. That's the whole business model, and it only works if you win.
HOW WE WORK
Honest, even when it's not what you want to hear. If you're not a fit, we'll tell you on the first call. If we mess up, you'll hear it from us first, with what happened and how we're fixing it. We'd rather lose a client than lie to one.
If you keep doing what you're doing, you're going to keep getting what you're getting.
So, food for thought. There's a button below. It gets you 30 minutes with us, free, and we'll tell you straight whether we can help.
WE LITERALLY WROTE THE BOOK ON…
HOW TO GET AS MANY CUSTOMERS AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY HANDLE
Marketing is F*cking Easy is the playbook we run inside Dead River, written so you can do it yourself. The system, the people already looking, the ads, and your first 90 days. 158 pages, no fluff, straight to what to do Monday morning.
- Five minutes. Not five hours.
- Missed a call? Reach back.
- Most ads go to the wrong people.
- See who is already on your site.
- Your ad is your targeting now.
- Every ad has two jobs.
- Meta finds them. Google catches them.
- Your first week.
CASE STUDIES
BECOME OUR NEXT SUCCESS STORY
$100,000 IN NEW REVENUE IN 90 DAYS OR YOU DON'T PAY US.
Our team calls every lead within 5 minutes, follows up, books the appointment and rebooks no-shows. You show up and close the job.
Or skip the guarantee and pay $250 for every appointment we book.
“They did all of our social media management, set up our website, and optimized everything. We get 5-6 calls and multiple emails a day for shipments. One of those leads turned into a $1.2 million contract.”
“From $20K To $100K A Month”
Total Auto Repair
STILL SCROLLING? JUST HIT THE DAMN BUTTON.
People who are already looking. A phone that actually rings. A guarantee with your name on it.
Download your free book now
This $7 Million Marketing Playbook can get you more calls from the people already looking for you, in most cases WITHOUT spending another dollar on ads.